Our Products

The Big Picture

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32 lines which epitomise everything about your recipient in rhyming couplets. We'll lovingly include all the juicy details, every funny story and we'll capture them completely in print and picture. Framed in a show-stopping 20" x 16" frame, this gift is bound to create an impact, wherever it hangs. A3 mounted in 20x16” frame. From £350. Plus P&P
 

The Perfect Pair

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40 lines to tell the story of a incredible couple.

we'll craft a poetic extravanganza, detailing how their story began, where they've ended up and all the adventure and fun in between, and top it off with a beautiful illustration of the pair. For newlyweds, parents, grandparents or friends, our Perfect Pair is guaranteed to wow.​

A3 mounted in a 20 x 16" solid wood frame. From £405. Plus P&P

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The Blockbuster​

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Upgrade any Big Picture or Perfect pair to 36 to A2. Printed, double mounted and displayed in a blockbuster of a frame. This product truly shows off and has the ultimate impact when on display.

Your unframed A3 original is included in the price. From £450 plus P&P

 

The Snapshot

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A totally bespoke 24 line poem which captures the essence of the recipient and gives an overview of their antics, in a witty and warm 'snapshot'. Accompanied by a beautiful hand-drawn pen and ink illustration. 

 

Mounted in a 16 x 12" solid wood frame. From £300. Plus P& P

 

The Short

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16 lines of short and punchy verse with an original pencil and ink portrait. A much more detailed poem than the Pretty Ditty, as it captures stories, shenanigans and anecdotes.

 

Whilst these are usually too short for big birthdays or anniversaries (and pretty please don't ask us to squeeze 50 years of marriage into one!), we do think they're just the ticket for encapsulating children, teachers or pets. 

 

Mounted in a 16x12” solid wooden frame. From £240. Plus P&P.

 

The Pretty Ditty

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The perfect option for creating wow on a budget. Whether it's for a mate who's moving away, a hubby who's gone that extra mile, a Maid of Honour who's been a star, or the teacher who's made the difference, this little ditty is for you. 

 

Featuring an original PW design which is hand-finished to personalise, it comes in an A4 frame with stand.

 

From £135 Plus P&P.

The Baby Ditty

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A gorgeous mini poem, especially designed to celebrate a new arrival or a christening. 16 short lines of original verse, with a fully bespoke and with a hand-drawn 'washing line' artwork. Presented mounted in a white, solid wood A4 frame with stand and fixings. A gift to treasure and perfect for new parents or for any nursery.

 

£85 plus P&P. 

 

The School Celebration

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Why not club together to commission a gift to commemorate your a cohort's school days? We'll write a poem to celebrate all they were able to do during their time, who they've become, as well as creating a beautiful hand drawn sketch of their alma mater. Each gift will be numbered, personalised and framed. We'll even give a donation to your PTA. Gold stars all round! 

 

Minimum order 30. £35 each. Plus P&P.

 

Pretty Witty Business

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Have something you'd like your business to say?

 

Whether it's a 'we can do better' or a 'hey we want to shout from the rooftops', let Pretty Witty blow your trumpet for you.  

 

From bespoke poetry and picture gifts for an incredible team, to text or artwork for window decals, displays and social media, or for logos or log-lines, talk to us about how we can help your business. Prices start at £100. 

 

Original Art Commissions 

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Whatever you'd like captured in a work of art; whether it's a moment in time, a special place, or the thing that's most precious to you, Jeanette is just the girl to bring it to life

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Her beautiful framed commissions start at £165 and can be mounted and framed in any size up to A3.

 

Additional P&P charges may apply.

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Rhyming Speeches for Special Occasions

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Sally can work her Pretty Witty magic for any special occasion; be it a work speech when you have to hold the room or a wedding speech that needs to pack a unique sort of punch, Sally's rhymes are sure to make your speech memorable.

 

With perfectly judged naughty stories (where appropriate), heartfelt sentiment and laced with plenty of laughs, you'll knock people's socks off. They may even need a tissue or two ...

 

Prices start at £220

Invites, 'Save The Date's' Posters, Stationery & Cards

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Experts in the field of greetings cards, personal stationery, posters, wedding invites and 'save the dates', we can create something beautiful and unique just for you, your guests or your customers.

 

Packages start at £75